Admiral DiNozzo
DiNozzo has always struck me as brass. Or wanna-be brass anyway.
He wants to lead, but no one will put him in charge, let alone trust him there. Maybe he should aspire to be a politician!
If anything, he is certainly the bringer of all toy mice. <3
P.S. When we adopted him, his name on his “birth certificate” was Daniel Antonio Alfonzo. We dropped the Alfonzo and renamed him DiNozzo, after Anthony DiNozzo, Jr. of NCIS.