If you’ve ever been owned by a cat, you know that’s the correct phrasing. You don’t own a cat. It owns you.

It should be no surprise that cats have been worshipped throughout history, nor should it be surprising that if they really are aliens, they came here to dominate humans. Think about it. We feed them, we pet them, we play with them, and we scoop their poop.

We. Scoop. Their. Poop.

Enough said.